This only irritated me because he didn't really ask, he just decided.But the best part of the night was right before I went to bed (he was staying on the couch): He asked me if I should change my pad.
He then started reeling off names of people I'm friends with on Facebook, even though I hadn't told him my last name and we weren't Facebook friends!
I was incredibly freaked out and threatened to call the police, which scared him off.
He asked where I worked because I looked familiar...
He said I looked like a girl from an amateur porn video. He then asked if he could jerk off while we continued our normal conversation.
After he tricked me into continuing the conversion for a few more minutes, I told him good-bye.