(Photo by D Dipasupil/Film Magic)NEW YORK, NY - MAY 31: Mary-Kate Olsen and Ashley Olsen attend The Fresh Air Funds Salute To American Heroes at Pier Sixty at Chelsea Piers on May 31, 2012 in New York City.(Photo by Jason Kempin/Getty Images)Actress/designers Mary-Kate Olsen and Ashley Olsen attend The Cinema Society & Thierry Mugler screening of 'Midnight in Paris' at the Tribeca Grand Screening Room on May 17, 2011 in New York City.
There's no money involved, since both twins were millionaires by the time they were 18.
Their reason for dating balding men with vision impairments in and around their 50's is truly confounding. What I do know is that the fact the twins were sitting so far away at the same game on a presumably double date is making me feel better about everything going on in the world.
Anyway, if this were a classic case of sibling rivalry wherein the end goal was to date the grossest, oldest man available, sorry Mary-Kate, but Ashley's totally winning.
Trigger warning: The following involves not only PDA, but 1/2 of Michelle Tanner kissing either Joey or Jesse's grandfather.
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